【硬件底层:Thermal Throttling】
- 核心架构:久经沙场的 STM32F427IIH6。由于昨晚 01:00 强制关机失败(失眠),记忆存储扇区出现物理损伤。
- 主频调度:因感冒导致主频被迫从 180MHz 降频至 24MHz 维持基本生命体征。
- 系统异常:残余鼻病毒触发 NMI(不可屏蔽中断),每 30s 强制跳转执行
Sneeze_Handler()。由于吸鼻涕动作占用大量 IO 总线,导致笔尖输出的 DMA 传输频繁丢包,墨水缓冲区直接溢出。
【内核参数:CNM (Complex Non-functional Model)】
- 模型规格:CNM 0.01B 极简残血版。
- 预训练语料:
军事理论_重点.md (Size: 16KB)。- 注:训练周期仅 2h,参数权重(Weights)完全呈现随机分布,根本没打算收敛。
- 收敛表现:Loss 函数在高位跳大神。采用“左耳进-右耳出”的非对称架构,Gradient Vanishing(梯度消失) 极其严重,语义信息还没进 RAM 就已经消失在虚无中了。
【推理表现:Inference Metrics】
- Temperature (采样温度) 偏移:
- 试图复读“积极意义”,结果导致逻辑死锁,输入/输出缓冲区停滞 5 分钟,整个人对着卷子石化。
- 脑内电荷发生量子隧穿,开始尝试用 “人民战争理论” 和 “西方战争理论” 强行解释新军改,产生了严重的、不可逆的幻觉。
- 吞吐量 (TPS):。逻辑链路:
查表 -> 内存校验失败 (ECC Error) -> 强行降级推理 -> 手抖笔尖摩擦。 - 系统看门狗 (Watchdog):监考老师的交谈声被识别为 System_Reset 信号,刚编出来的逻辑链条瞬间清零,Pipeline 全线刷新,脑子里只剩一片空白。
- 推理延迟 (Latency):在“分点论述”环节出现致命的 Pipeline Stall(流水线停顿),分支预测器全线溃败,CNM 模型直接宕机。
以下为[SYSTEM_LOG] 2026-01-12_MT_EXAM.log
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| [13:10:01] [INFO] System initializing... Model: CNM (Complex Non-functional Model) v0.01. [13:10:45] [WARN] Battery Voltage Low. VrefInt calibration failed due to sleep_deprivation. [13:11:00] [INFO] Exam_Task started. Target: Military_Theory_Final_Paper.
[13:15:22] [WARN] Memory fault at address 0x0800DEAD. Sector 'Tactics' not found. [13:15:30] [ERROR] Branch Prediction Failed. Falling back to: "Random_Bullshit_Generator". [13:18:44] [ISR] High-Priority Interrupt: Sneeze_Handler() triggered. [13:18:46] [HAL] DMA Transfer (Pen-to-Paper) suspended. Clearing nasal buffer...
[13:25:12] [WARN] Thermal Throttling: CPU Frequency capped at 24MHz. [13:32:05] [CRIT] Logic Deadlock: Question "Modern Warfare" vs "VMC Control". [13:32:10] [TRACE] CNM Inference: "Damping ratio is crucial for... wait, wrong repo."
[13:35:00] [WDT] Watchdog Refresh! Signal: 'Invigilator_Footstep'. [13:35:01] [INFO] Pipeline Flushed. Heart_Rate increased to 120bpm.
[13:42:55] [WARN] Low Disk Space (Ink). Mechanical jitter detected in GPIO_Output (Right_Hand). [13:48:33] [INFO] Final Token Generated: "积极意义,伟大复兴". [13:50:00] [HAL] Paper_Submission_Complete. Executing system_shutdown.
[13:50:05] [INFO] Executing: sudo rm -rf /memory/military_theory [13:50:10] [INFO] System Halted. Status: Exhausted.
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